(knock on door)
Pvblivs: (opens door a crack with latch) Yes.
Christian: I see that you're taking a nap on train tracks. Aren't you worried that a train might come?
Pvblivs: What are you talking about? I'm taking a nap inside my own home. There are no train tracks here.
Christian: So how do you explain the tracks?
Pvblivs: I told you. There aren't any here. Railroads do not run tracks through private residences. Are you crazy or something?
Christian: I'm really concerned for you. Won't you at least consider your situation? Soon a massive train is going to come this way and I don't want to see your head chopped off. It's crazy to stay where you are.
Pvblivs: I have lived here for several years. I can assure you that trains do not run through my home. Right now, I only see one threat and that's the demented person claiming a train is coming.